Monday, August 17, 2009

Five Creepiest Sex Scenes in Comics


Cracked.com posted an article with the title "Five Creepiest Sex Scenes in Comics" and we can attest to the fact that the selection was spot on. When we read the summaries and looked at the accompanying pics we just winced. It left us wondering what kind of expansive library Juan Arteaga the author of the article has access to and how long it took to trowel through the collection to come up with the shortlist. Here are the Top 5:

#5: Superman's Sex Tape
#4: The Only Way to Save the Dinosaurs is Rape
#3: Astro Boy's Anal Fixation
#2: The Avengers are Totally Okay with Incest Rape
#1: Giant Vaginas Everywhere

As the writer of the article puts it:
Comic book artists have been smuggling giant vaginas into comics for quite a long time. Usually by drawing things that are not vaginas but have the shape of vaginas. 
It made us think of what artists have hidden penises in their artwork and we remembered the case of the "Penis in the Underwater Castle Spire" picture on the original video release of Disney's The Little Mermaid (Jozef actually has a copy of this at home in his collection). You can read about the "Palace with the Phallus" here and gawk a the pics. 

By the way, the giant vagina above in the shape of an interdimensional gate comes from the pages of Hawkgirl. More hidden comics vaginas at cracked.com.

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